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i was saving that to show to his children.
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He doesn't haven't any children apart from his flock.
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:xx:
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Jesus fucking Christ :thingy:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[youtube]vbP3OsS195Q[/youtube]



[youtube]zFuMpYTyRjw[/youtube]
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[quote name="Verbal"]Thats becuase your not open-min. Do you are science so arrogont and Itc called FAITH for a reason![/quote]



Did you type this with a pool cue while blindfolded?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote name="pulsar"]A CEO, a Tea Partier and a union organizer sit down at a table, on which there is a dish of 12 cookies. The CEO takes 11 of the cookies and says to the Tea Partier, “That union hard-on bearer wants part of your cookie.”[/quote]





that's not funny it's true. :frown:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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[quote name="Mr. P"]jesus - hitler[/quote]







brilliant.
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Image :redneck:
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
Verbal wrote:
06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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[youtube]lPapltn3tTg[/youtube]



REPOSTED FOR THE WIN
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I sarded the chance to see that live.



I have it on sky+ though!



Lots of people talking about demitri martin these days. Anyone know any good sets of his to check out?
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[quote name="winburger"]I sarded the chance to see that live.



I have it on sky+ though!



Lots of people talking about demitri martin these days. Anyone know any good sets of his to check out?[/quote]



No, because there aren't any :evil:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="winburger"]I sarded the chance to see that live.



I have it on sky+ though!



Lots of people talking about demitri martin these days. Anyone know any good sets of his to check out?[/quote]



No, because there aren't any :evil:[/quote]



Sounds about right. He's no lee evans, thats for sure.
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He doesn't even sweat everywhere!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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If Lee Evans died, i would finally be happy.
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I fully expect him to drown on stage.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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His gills have prevented this in the past.
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i have a borderline irrational hatred for lee evans



what an incredibly unfunny irritating disgusting cunt
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[quote name="Verbal"]i have a borderline irrational hatred for lee evans



what an incredibly unfunny irritating disgusting cunt[/quote]



Sounds borderline rational to me.
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[youtube]MKEUujz12S4[/youtube] :lol:
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you didnt see that coming?
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[quote name="Verbal"]you didnt see that coming?[/quote]



I like when things fulfill my expectations exactly.
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[quote name="winburger"]
[quote name="Verbal"]you didnt see that coming?[/quote]



I like when things fulfill my expectations exactly.[/quote]



YOU MEAN LIKE YOUR MOTHER
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[youtube]9fewYw4g7bk[/youtube]
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that is one of the most horrible things ive ever seen
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last time i went to donate plasma, there was a hard-on bearer with a shaved head but it was like corn rows shaved in. like he didn't actually know how to do corn rows.
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[quote name="Verbal"][youtube]f9yEcXWxz34[/youtube][/quote]
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