Caption Contest ( NSFW)

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Caption Contest ( NSFW)

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"ssssllluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrppp!"
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"this'll show them bitches i can too get a hard-on bearer"
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"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"[/quote]



:lol:
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"Now we know that Akane's sister has quite a figure."
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I cant really think of one, but all the chick in the background licking the whipped cream of her hand is humorous though.
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[quote name="Void"]
[quote name="Devy"]"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"[/quote]



:lol:[/quote]
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from my girlfriend"



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Am I the only one that's noticed that the naked hard-on bearer has a really luxurious looking black tail?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Try before you buy
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"I wonder if this hard-on bearer is gay like most male strippers... and if he's just been bum-jacking some loose-arse aids hard-on bearer...?????"
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Once again, prospective bulimic-chick Carrie Jones fails to find something long enough to trigger her gag reflex.
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