musicians you wish had killed themselves

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 07 Sep 2011, 11:36

oh man i am gonna have so much fun in this thread

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 07 Sep 2011, 11:47

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 07 Sep 2011, 16:12

[quote name="Derek Waters"]oh man i am gonna have so much fun in this thread

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Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 07 Sep 2011, 17:03

There are too many for me to even process this.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 07 Sep 2011, 20:21

Ozzy and Vince Neil

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 07 Sep 2011, 21:58

right around 1992 would have been ideal

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 07 Sep 2011, 22:47

*1994, after Chaos AD

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 07 Sep 2011, 23:09

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 07 Sep 2011, 23:16

[quote name="powered by pork"]

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Is that Tom Gabel?

Any time before As The Eternal Cowboy was released (I liked it but could very well do without it) but after Reinventing Axl Rose would be a satisfactory suicide point.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Sep 2011, 00:51

[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Derek Waters"]oh man i am gonna have so much fun in this thread

[/quote]

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 08 Sep 2011, 01:41

I laughed when I saw disco in there.

That list plus Dave Grohl is pretty much perfecto.

SCUNT · Post by **SCUNT** » 08 Sep 2011, 02:08

[quote name="Derek Waters"]oh man i am gonna have so much fun in this thread

[/quote]

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 08 Sep 2011, 02:16

Lars, Fred Durst, Bret Michaels, eminem, Pink, Kid Rock, entire bands Nickelback and Buckcherry on some two bus collision.

Tyreese BIGGUMS · Post by **Tyreese BIGGUMS** » 08 Sep 2011, 02:31

saw what you want about eminem but there's no reason for him to die.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 08 Sep 2011, 02:37

[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]*1994, after Chaos AD[/quote]No, that's my point. 1992 would have ensured Chaos AD never happened. Then we could all cry and spend our lives wondering what kind of amazing albums they would have made after Arise, and all would be well in the world.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 08 Sep 2011, 02:39

worth it

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Sep 2011, 03:10

[quote name="Tyreese BIGGUMS"]saw what you want about eminem but there's no reason for him to die.[/quote]

has he done anything in the last 10 years that isn't a lame rap-ballad duet with a pop singer?

i don't think he has. he definitely gets the suicide greenlight

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 08 Sep 2011, 03:16

Plus, he's an annoying douchebag.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 08 Sep 2011, 03:28

[quote name="powered by pork"]worth it

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no, Chaos Ad is acceptable. Roots is when shit went wrong. plus, nailbomb is awesome.

Tyreese BIGGUMS · Post by **Tyreese BIGGUMS** » 08 Sep 2011, 03:52

I'm fucking lollin at this thread, you're all fucking retarded.

has he done anything in the last 10 years that isn't a lame rap-ballad duet with a pop singer?

i don't think he has. he definitely gets the suicide greenlight

the entirety of Recovery barring... 2 songs?...so yeah, I do believe he has. and that's just one record.

Phish? Sublime? Grohl? loll

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Sep 2011, 04:00

if you're attempting to defend sublime you've permanently lost the right to call anyone retarded

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 08 Sep 2011, 04:08

[quote name="Derek Waters"]if you're attempting to defend sublime you've permanently lost the right to call anyone retarded[/quote]

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 08 Sep 2011, 04:37

if you think nailbomb is good enough to warrant suffering through chaos ad, then you and max need to go get dead

oh and another thing, Headup never would have sullied Around The Fur. I mean come on.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 08 Sep 2011, 06:50

i'll never understand the hate towards chaos ad, often because people hate it more than roots which just boggles my mind.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 08 Sep 2011, 08:42

We need to get together and pick a cutoff year. Then it becomes a tough decision. It's easy to just pick bands that should have offed themselves at their peaks. If someone has already done damage, do you let them do even more? If someone would go on to release one more good album and then a bunch of crap, do you say they should have lived?

Let's do it.

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Sep 2011, 08:43

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 08 Sep 2011, 08:49

I was thinking 1994. Kurt Cobain had the good sense to do it in that year. Now he gets to be lionized by that generation, and subsequent generations of angsty teenagers whose parents just don't understand them. If we pick 1994, then I say Layne Staley. Suicide is better than dying slowly the way he did. Facelift and Dirt are in the past, you've got a couple of Grammy nominations, and your body hasn't turned toxic from a decade of constant heroin use.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Sep 2011, 09:48

i like 1994 for sublime. after enjoying mild success on the college circuit, brad nowell realizes the future consists of being adored by generations of clueless frat kids, and an unkickable heroin addiction, and so decides to spare himself the indignity. 40 ounces to freedom still gets to exist, but it quickly goes out of print and the band falls into obscurity because all of three people bought it when it came out. as a result, the 90's are at least ten times better.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 08 Sep 2011, 15:08

because six feet under is fucking pathetic compared to his work in cannibal corpse.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 08 Sep 2011, 22:20

[quote name="Meat Engine"]I was thinking 1994. Kurt Cobain had the good sense to do it in that year. Now he gets to be lionized by that generation, and subsequent generations of angsty teenagers whose parents just don't understand them. If we pick 1994, then I say Layne Staley. Suicide is better than dying slowly the way he did. Facelift and Dirt are in the past, you've got a couple of Grammy nominations, and your body hasn't turned toxic from a decade of constant heroin use.[/quote]

Such a Fu answer.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 09 Sep 2011, 09:46

[quote name="Skinoperable"]six feet under seriously might as well just be a cover band[/quote]

When you release three cover albums, doesn't that make you one by default?

The more I think, the more 1994 works. No more Megadeth after Youthanasia, means no born-again Mustaine. No more Chris Barnes means The Bleeding exists, but Six Feet Under does not. If Glen Benton goes, then we do without Once Upon the Cross, but we also do without everything else.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:04

[quote name="Meat Engine"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]six feet under seriously might as well just be a cover band[/quote]

When you release three cover albums, doesn't that make you one by default?

The more I think, the more 1994 works. No more Megadeth after Youthanasia, means no born-again Mustaine. No more Chris Barnes means The Bleeding exists, but Six Feet Under does not. If Glen Benton goes, then we do without Once Upon the Cross, but we also do without everything else.[/quote]

I don't want to do without Once Upon The Cross. How about Benton kills himself right after finishing the recording?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:12

you can just listen to the self-titled and legion like the rest of us!

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:14

I envision Yngwie choking on a ham sandwich. :mamacass:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:30

[quote name="Derek Waters"]you can just listen to the self-titled and legion like the rest of us![/quote]

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:35

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Meat Engine"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]six feet under seriously might as well just be a cover band[/quote]

When you release three cover albums, doesn't that make you one by default?

The more I think, the more 1994 works. No more Megadeth after Youthanasia, means no born-again Mustaine. No more Chris Barnes means The Bleeding exists, but Six Feet Under does not. If Glen Benton goes, then we do without Once Upon the Cross, but we also do without everything else.[/quote]

I don't want to do without Once Upon The Cross. How about Benton kills himself right after finishing the recording?[/quote]

I was discussing this with a fellating lover, only in the context of Burzum. I could not care less, but if 1994 is the date, then you have a dilemma. You have everything through Hvis Lyset Tar Oss, but Filosofem does not come out until 1996. So you either get that album and the inevitable mediocrity that follows, or you remember Varg a little more favorably.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:39

I think choosing one year to kill off a wide swath of musicians is a bad idea. They should all be set at their respective last-worthy-album dates.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Sep 2011, 10:45

[quote name=";,,;"]I think choosing one year to kill off a wide swath of musicians is a bad idea. They should all be set at their respective last-worthy-album dates.[/quote]

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jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 09 Sep 2011, 11:10

yeah, but then you don't have to make any tough choices, it's too easy! and that's what america's all about, tough choices and shit.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Sep 2011, 11:16

I made the tough choice to not make tough choices on this subject

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 09 Sep 2011, 15:01

what is all this picking a year nonsense?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Sep 2011, 17:48

[quote name="Nick"]I made the tough choice to not make tough choices on this subject[/quote]

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 09 Sep 2011, 19:03

Defunct/redundant musicians should be made to roam the vast wastes of time as wraiths until they write something grim and worthwhile.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Sep 2011, 19:46

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Nick"]I made the tough choice to not make tough choices on this subject[/quote][/quote]

This hard-on bearer nose

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 09 Sep 2011, 22:49

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 10 Sep 2011, 09:08

Max Cavalera - 1993 - before Chaos AD comes, but plenty of time tour prior

Metallica - I forget what year, but everybody dies in the bus accident except for Cliff Burton

Glen Benton - 1994 - Once Upon the Cross wasn't that good, fuck em

Tom Gabel - 2002, immediately after recording Reinventing Axl Rose

Phil Anselmo - fuck you, 1980. no one ever has to know.

Jon Nodveidt - around 1998 or so

Flo Mournier - 2003

James Maynard Keenan - 2017, gonna roll the dice on this one

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 10 Sep 2011, 09:17

Most of that is inaccurate

shubniggurath · Post by **shubniggurath** » 15 Sep 2011, 11:45

Nobody nominated E.vil D?

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Sep 2011, 11:47

they did.