musicians you wish had killed themselves

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 15 Sep 2011, 12:18

It would have been nice if Dave had offed himself around 2005-2008. Then we would have some life stuff to check out, and we could weep and fantasize about what the I album would have been like, and no one would have to know the truth.

If he could get taken out in a stampede of crazy Chileans crashing a concert or like a pyrotechnics display gone awry or something, that would be pretty neat.

And let's be real, we should go ahead and sacrifice Trey, too. He bears responsibility.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 15 Sep 2011, 16:03

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 15 Sep 2011, 22:25

[quote name="powered by pork"]

Phil Anselmo - fuck you, 1980. no one ever has to know[/quote]

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baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 15 Sep 2011, 22:29

[quote name="Ninny"]Bono[/quote]

I fear you give him too much credit, Bono is not a musician he is a CUNT

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 15 Sep 2011, 23:20

Most of these people get way too much credit in life, imagine if they killed themselves???

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Sep 2011, 23:58

[quote name="powered by pork"]Max Cavalera - 1993 - before Chaos AD comes, but plenty of time tour prior

Metallica - I forget what year, but everybody dies in the bus accident except for Cliff Burton

Glen Benton - 1994 - Once Upon the Cross wasn't that good, fuck em

Tom Gabel - 2002, immediately after recording Reinventing Axl Rose

Phil Anselmo - fuck you, 1980. no one ever has to know.

Jon Nodveidt - around 1998 or so

Flo Mournier - 2003

James Maynard Keenan - 2017, gonna roll the dice on this one[/quote]

Max:

not until after Roots is recorded.

Metallica: *except Cliff and James.

Benton:

after Once Upon The Cross

Tom Gabel: Oh come on, let them tour a tiny bit for it! I like Eternal Cowboy but I can really live without it.

Anselmo:

immediately after recording Great Southern Trendkill, I can be happy with... though I dig me some Down.

The rest, I can agree with you.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 16 Nov 2011, 08:28

Archive this thread. Funniest shit I have read all year.

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 16 Nov 2011, 09:07

All rappers.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 16 Nov 2011, 09:40

[quote name="Shredlord"]All rappers.[/quote]

Feel free to shut the fuck up at any time.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 16 Nov 2011, 10:12

[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]i'll never understand the hate towards chaos ad,[/quote]

AD is fucking

OK, it ain't pure thrash like their previous albums, but it's fucking cool and heavy.

"Manifest"

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 16 Nov 2011, 11:44

This individual would better serve humanity if he removes himself from existence.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 16 Nov 2011, 12:44

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="powered by pork"]Max Cavalera - 1993 - before Chaos AD comes, but plenty of time tour prior

Metallica - I forget what year, but everybody dies in the bus accident except for Cliff Burton

Glen Benton - 1994 - Once Upon the Cross wasn't that good, fuck em

Tom Gabel - 2002, immediately after recording Reinventing Axl Rose

Phil Anselmo - fuck you, 1980. no one ever has to know.

Jon Nodveidt - around 1998 or so

Flo Mournier - 2003

James Maynard Keenan - 2017, gonna roll the dice on this one[/quote]

Max:

not until after Roots is recorded.

Metallica: *except Cliff and James.

Benton:

after Once Upon The Cross

Tom Gabel: Oh come on, let them tour a tiny bit for it! I like Eternal Cowboy but I can really live without it.

Anselmo:

immediately after recording Great Southern Trendkill, I can be happy with... though I dig me some Down.

The rest, I can agree with you.[/quote]

Yeah, this.

My thoughts...

Jon Nodtveidt: let's all be honest: he was a day late and a dollar short

Ozzy Osbourne: 1983, after Bark at the Moon

Varg Vikernes: should've been a murder/suicide

Motley Crue: whole band, before they published anything. Sorry, AOD.

Chris Isaak: before that "bad, bad thing" song came out

Dimmu Borgir: everybody but Mustis and Vortex, after Spiritual Black Dimensions. Galder gets a pass because I happen to enjoy some Old Man's Child

Glen Danzig: at some indistinct point in the 80's

Trey Azagthoth: after Gateways

Yngwie Malmsteen: a couple albums into his career

Steve Vai: immediately after recording Passion and Warfare

David Lee Roth: immediately upon finding out the Jason Becker had ALS

Eddie Van Halen: immediately upon splitting up with DLR

Axl Rose: immediately

Kiss

Lynyrd Skynyrd: before writing Sweet Home Alabama

Andrea Boccelli: when he realized he was blind

Flo Mounier: at the obvious point

Warrell Dane: before this last album

Dream Theater: before I heard of them

Dani Filth: wow, at least by 2004, any way you look at it

Zakk Wylde: nah, just kidding, I never get tired of pinch harmonics

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 16 Nov 2011, 13:15

[quote name="Shredlord"]All rappers.[/quote]

wu-tang ain't nothing to fuck with

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 16 Nov 2011, 13:19

Everyone making music for just fame and money.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 17 Nov 2011, 00:40

I'm with the Shredlord

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Nov 2011, 05:27

[quote name="Ninny"]I'm with the Shredlord[/quote]

How long have you two been together?

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Nov 2011, 14:10

[quote name="lava Ghoul"]Everyone making music for just fame and money.[/quote]

umm, that's what music is for

neckred · Post by **neckred** » 17 Nov 2011, 15:39

music made for fame and money usually = shit

music made for art's sake, however is more likely to win

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Nov 2011, 18:34

[quote name="neckred"]music made for fame and money usually = shit

music made for art's sake, however is more likely to win[/quote]

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Nov 2011, 19:22

you guys are throwing my troll attempt off

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Nov 2011, 19:27

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Nov 2011, 19:31

did i get reverse trolled?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Nov 2011, 19:35

That sounds incredibly perverse.

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Nov 2011, 19:36

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 17 Nov 2011, 22:56

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="Ninny"]I'm with the Shredlord[/quote]

How long have you two been together?

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