i tried talking to some asian sexy leopard elevator the other day

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Feb 2012, 20:44

tried to break the silence (maybe even flirt a little) while both of us were waiting outside a class room

she could hardly speak english

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 01 Feb 2012, 21:08

Tell her "lo mein? wanton?".

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 01 Feb 2012, 23:39

Show her a ten dollar bill

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 Feb 2012, 23:44

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 01 Feb 2012, 23:46

Did you say "ME SO SOLLY!" for bothering her?

zambon · Post by **zambon** » 01 Feb 2012, 23:47

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Feb 2012, 23:49

[quote name="Ninny"]Show her a ten dollar bill[/quote]

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 02 Feb 2012, 00:03

Just walk to her and say, "Me male, you female. Now go make me a sandwich!"

Phantoon · Post by **Phantoon** » 02 Feb 2012, 00:51

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Show her a ten dollar bill[/quote]

[/quote]

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 02 Feb 2012, 01:20

did she have an erection?

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 02 Feb 2012, 03:46

Jap, Chink, K or ladyboy?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 02 Feb 2012, 03:53

something tells me a ladyboy would last about ten minutes in kentucky

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 03:54

[quote name="FUKKET"]Jap, Chink, K or ladyboy?[/quote]

Don't forget brown! Asians come in brown now too.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 02 Feb 2012, 03:56

[quote name="Derek Waters"]something tells me a ladyboy would last about ten minutes in kentucky

[/quote]

I honestly didn't know Kentucky had any asians till this thread.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:14

i kind of have a crush on some idian chick who works at subway, and am thinking about asking her out when i gather up the courage

. i'm not usually into the darkies only the white womenz but there is something about this chick, plus i think its cute when she attempts english

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:14

i think shes indian anyway

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:25

Some indian ladies are

I've known one of those brown types for quite a while. She's cute enough and everything, but then I noticed she had a beard. Since then I've been kind of trying to avoid getting into awkward situations with her.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:29

She's probably good in the kitchen

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:31

I'm not keen on curry, so that skill would be wasted on me.

LAVAGOD · Post by **LAVAGOD** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:34

[quote name="So Callous"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Show her your cock[/quote]

[/quote]

:hard-on bearer:[/quote]

LAVAGOD · Post by **LAVAGOD** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:34

[quote name="So Callous"]
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Show her your cock[/quote]

[/quote]

:hard-on bearer:[/quote]

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:37

HOLY SHIT, IT'S A DOUBLE POST!

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:41

its alright, hes young, he doesnt understand these kind of things yet

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:42

I haven't seen one of those in years, I'm genuinely impressed! Perhaps he's....THE ONE

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:46

are you saying what i think you're saying?

*gets on knees*

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:48

He can see the MABBtrix!

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:50

i have two indian lady professors this semester. that is all.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:50

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 02 Feb 2012, 04:59

[quote name="Devy"]HOLY SHIT, IT'S A DOUBLE POST![/quote]

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Feb 2012, 05:06

[quote name="rhino"]i'm not usually into the darkies only the white womenz[/quote]

Remember her?

http://www.youtube.com/user/kalodaimon# ... i2CGUU_Lwc

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 05:10

i would

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Feb 2012, 05:32

[quote name="rhino"]i kind of have a crush on some idian chick who works at subway, and am thinking about asking her out when i gather up the courage

. i'm not usually into the darkies only the white womenz but there is something about this chick, plus i think its cute when she attempts english

[/quote]

LOVE DUMPLING

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 02 Feb 2012, 05:35

[quote name="rhino"]

[/quote]

wee-bey approves

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:00

[quote name="rhino"]i would

[/quote]

Years ago I invited her to the board but that was when we were getting registration problems and so she couldn't join

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:02

ha, i totally forgot about that, try again

LAVAGOD · Post by **LAVAGOD** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:12

Fucking shitty mobile Internet making double posts

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:27

[quote name="rhino"]ha, i totally forgot about that, try again

[/quote]

She's probably too 'big' / popular for us now.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:38

Indian food

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 06:44

[quote name="IRONMAN"]
[quote name="rhino"]ha, i totally forgot about that, try again

[/quote]

She's probably too 'big' / popular for us now.[/quote]

okay then we need to find another random whore on youtube and lure her in so we can verbally assault her

Olden Polynice · Post by **Olden Polynice** » 02 Feb 2012, 07:47

Zim was going to cheat on his girlfriend.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 02 Feb 2012, 08:08

[quote name="IRONMAN"]
[quote name="rhino"]i'm not usually into the darkies only the white womenz[/quote]

Remember her?

http://www.youtube.com/user/kalodaimon# ... i2CGUU_Lwc[/quote]

Oh yes I would.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Feb 2012, 08:14

[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="IRONMAN"]
[quote name="rhino"]ha, i totally forgot about that, try again

[/quote]

She's probably too 'big' / popular for us now.[/quote]

okay then we need to find another random whore on youtube and lure her in so we can verbally assault her

[/quote]

That's just going to make us look bad in front of Mem and flirting with her and kissing her ass in every other thread is too important for us to sacrifice at the moment.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Feb 2012, 08:15

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Oct 2021, 13:46

wow i have no memory of this