Doc Ellis explains how he pitched a no-hitter while on LSD

[Paste Human]

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This also made me chuckle:

Ellis also attempted to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup on May 1, 1974, as retaliation for the macing incident in Cincinnati two years earlier. Ellis hit Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, and Dan Driessen in the top of the first inning. Cleanup batter Tony Perez avoided Ellis's attempts—instead, drawing a walk; and, after two pitches that he aimed at the head of Johnny Bench, Ellis was removed from the game by manager Danny Murtaugh. Ellis's box score for the game reads as follows: 0 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 K.

[Ninny]

[Haunty]

i've gotta be honest, would look amazing on acid. imagine the sard!

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man]

At my old apartment, a neighbor high on acid helped us get a couch inside that physically could not fit through the doorway. He was so high he ripped a hole in space-time, thus allowing the couch to pass through unscathed.

[Haunty]