
caption contest
- shadowalk
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- Shredlord
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Re: caption contest
"Maybe the local crime lab can help identify these stains."
"No one believes that I had them cut off."
"No one believes that I had them cut off."
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Re: caption contest
I don't know why but I'm going to jack off on that picture.

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Re: caption contest
"Look, I just don't have time to make real roast beef from scratch for the stock photo, so I'm going to improvise."
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: caption contest
[quote name="Abzu"]"Look, I just don't have time to make real roast beef from scratch for the stock photo, so I'm going to improvise."[/quote


- Haunty
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Re: caption contest
Anna Beth, frustrated with trying to explain it to the rancher, decided that a photograph was the only to get it through his mind that beef curtains weren't actually made of beef.

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- Mr. P
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Re: caption contest
This is a poster made by the club of married women who are left in the shadow of good barbague beef
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Re: caption contest
Christine: scavenger hunt winner 6 years running.

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