
Tattoo Location?
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Tattoo Location?
OK, just what part of this person's (female??) body are we looking at?


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Re: Tattoo Location?
That looks like right above the mons veneris. And from the looks of that, either the artist was repulsed and did a quick draw or he just sucked.

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Re: Tattoo Location?
i wonder how the tattoo artist felt
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Re: Tattoo Location?
oh god
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Re: Tattoo Location?

Dude I know got the head of his dick tattooed to look like this
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Re: Tattoo Location?
which is all well and good until some italian show-boater steps on it and kills him

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Re: Tattoo Location?
The musical notes in the tattoo probably hold the answer. Keep in mind that we're in the treble clef.

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Re: Tattoo Location?
Here is one person's "analysis":
‘It’ is a fat chick holding up her lard to show her poorly done tattoo that runs at the top of her pubic hair line. Her poorly shaven pubic hair line I should add. The ingrown hairs are wanton of infection from sweltering in the sweat of her underbelly pocket. The patterning of the hairs is more consistent with pubic hair than with armpit or thigh hair. We know it is on the top as that is where we would see the sort of fading shown in the picture. The mark on the side is a stretch mark my guess, from the appearance of her weight, would be caused by rapid expansion of her mid-section when she chose to inhale an entire pizza buffet. Unless the image is mirrored it would not be an appendix removal scar as it is on the wrong side of the body. A laproscopic appendectomy would involve a scar on the lower right of the torso, a scar on the upper right of the torso, and a scar on the upper central or upper left of the torso. We are seeing the lower left. Also of note is that more often than not surgical scars are presented as slightly raised tissue and sometimes have dots around them from the stitches or staples. Stretch marks, though still in part scar tissue, on the other hand often present as slightly hollowed portions of skin lacking in elastic tissue and thus more apt to be wrinkled (as shown in the picture). No, my friends, we simply have a fat (via the lard) chick (via the hand and jewelry, though the pubic hair pattern and fade looks more feminine as well… if you can call it that) who became bloated to the point of tissue damage (via the very prominent stretch mark and the lard) and then decided to get a very ‘classy’ tattoo (via the tattoo).
And now, I am just a tad nauseated.
‘It’ is a fat chick holding up her lard to show her poorly done tattoo that runs at the top of her pubic hair line. Her poorly shaven pubic hair line I should add. The ingrown hairs are wanton of infection from sweltering in the sweat of her underbelly pocket. The patterning of the hairs is more consistent with pubic hair than with armpit or thigh hair. We know it is on the top as that is where we would see the sort of fading shown in the picture. The mark on the side is a stretch mark my guess, from the appearance of her weight, would be caused by rapid expansion of her mid-section when she chose to inhale an entire pizza buffet. Unless the image is mirrored it would not be an appendix removal scar as it is on the wrong side of the body. A laproscopic appendectomy would involve a scar on the lower right of the torso, a scar on the upper right of the torso, and a scar on the upper central or upper left of the torso. We are seeing the lower left. Also of note is that more often than not surgical scars are presented as slightly raised tissue and sometimes have dots around them from the stitches or staples. Stretch marks, though still in part scar tissue, on the other hand often present as slightly hollowed portions of skin lacking in elastic tissue and thus more apt to be wrinkled (as shown in the picture). No, my friends, we simply have a fat (via the lard) chick (via the hand and jewelry, though the pubic hair pattern and fade looks more feminine as well… if you can call it that) who became bloated to the point of tissue damage (via the very prominent stretch mark and the lard) and then decided to get a very ‘classy’ tattoo (via the tattoo).
And now, I am just a tad nauseated.
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.


