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i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:
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[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]



neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.
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goatee for me :santa:
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:hard-on bearer:
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[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]
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goatee? yes.

a full beard? no.
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beard :grimb:
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[quote name="Holocaust"]:hard-on bearer:[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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:redneck:
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MABB Beard Club :relaxbeard:
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*:relaxbeer'd:
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Three members :homework:
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]i had a beard for a month last year and decided it wasn't worth the hassle[/quote]



beards are the opposite of hassle!



no razors and shaving foam to buy :fonz:

no wasting time everyday applying said gay products to face and scraping off the budding, beautiful hairs :fonz:

no chance of being mistaken for a ladyboy or woman :fonz:

penis girth increases and chances of removing opponents head with one swing of your sword are trebled :fonz:



in short beards = :thingy:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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None of my previous beards didn't weren't a hassle on the neck after a week. :santa:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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:sicken:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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:didntwerent:
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[quote name="zim"]:didntwerent:[/quote]
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Nobody caught what that was for?
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I do was shave most days.
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:stdwfug:
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I keep a beard-trimmer around and keep my shit short and awesome.
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i've got a moustache and goatee combo a couple weeks in, and it drips with 10 tons of liquid hacksaw sex appeal
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[quote name="jorsh"]
[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]



neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.[/quote]



Same here, which is no good because I hate shaving :frown:



I can only go about 20 days without shaving around the chin before it starts to look and feel really weird. I've got about a week left before I reach that point :oldryan:
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NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:
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[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



A good beard is worth the pain :idea:
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



A good beard is worth the pain :idea:[/quote]

:grimb: :idea: :grimb:
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20 days? that turning point for me happens in less than a week. once i'm past it, though, no problems.
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[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



For some reason about a third of my beard still comes in blonde instead of brown, and after about three weeks it begins to look strange up close. If that wasn't the case I'd gladly put up with the itching.
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I'm on three weeks without shaving. Two people at work tonight told me I look like a gangster. At the very least I definitely look like I'm up to no good :santa:
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I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache. :krinor:
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[quote name="Abzu"]I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache. :krinor:[/quote]



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I'll be known as Old Greybeard
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[quote name="Abzu"]I'll be known as Old Greybeard[/quote]

:grimxx:
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:grimb:
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this is an admirable aspiration :idea:
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:fonz:
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I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.
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[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:
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My cheeks let me down, if it had the same growth as my chin I'd be well on my way... but alas :homework:
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Then just go with the goatee.
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:[/quote]

En garde!
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I got no white hairs in the beard
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Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:
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Same here. For some reason most of the hair on my chin comes in blonde or red despite the fact that I have brown hair.
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[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:[/quote]



My whole beard is red :redneck:
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:[/quote]



My whole beard is red :redneck:[/quote]

I've never seen a photo of you.
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