now this, THIS IS AMAZING.

[Mesarthim]

Jim'll Paint it

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.



Cheers,



The Dirty Tackle

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I am here to make your wildest dreams a reality using nothing but Microsoft Paint (no tablets, no touch ups). Ask me to paint anything you wish and I will try no matter how specific or surreal your demands. While there aren't enough hours in the day to physically paint every suggestion I will consider them all. Bonus points for originality and humour. Use your imagination!

[Verbal]

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.



Thanks,



Darren Harvey

[droidspawn]

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Morrissey eating a horse.



Regards,



olivercollings

[Lavabug]

Nothing in existence will ever top that first painting.

[deckard]

xenomorph

[Lavabug]

[quote name="toozey"]xenomorph [/quote]

for the fürher!

[Verbal]

that film alien was about as good as a something fucking terrible

[jawn galliano]

[quote name="jorsh"]



Dear Jim,



Please paint me Morrissey eating a horse.



Regards,



olivercollings



[/quote]



now that is just wonderful

[Hugo.]

Equivore morrisey takes no pleasure in his job.

[Haunty]

Dear Jim,



Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.



All the best,



Carl Brown

Best one.

[Hugo.]

You gotta give at least some credit to the hard-on bearer who came up with 'anthropomorphised new york skyline' too, though.

[Haunty]

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]You gotta give at least some credit to the hard-on bearer who came up with 'anthropomorphised new york skyline' too, though.[/quote]

[Hugo.]

My buddies sent in some for him to paint. Lets hope he does.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Everything about this thread is very yes