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methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 17 Oct 2009, 12:39

Shirley realized she had become a mother when her turd started beatboxing

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 17 Oct 2009, 18:12

fuck, the water is not enough. I should try with Gas

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 17 Oct 2009, 20:35

Coke, rape, theft

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 17 Oct 2009, 21:36

Tiffany, a skeptic, had refused to believe that infectious diseases could ascend through the drainpipes.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 18 Oct 2009, 00:33

'Tying is blonde hair back, AOD proceeded to unblock his prized bidet.'

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 18 Oct 2009, 01:04

I don't care what the manual says, this plug is the wrong shape.

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 18 Oct 2009, 01:28

your own famine child, just add water

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 18 Oct 2009, 08:11

"the enlargement experiment worked, I got me a fucking huge Chico Baby"

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 10:29

"segregation still practiced in north america?"

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 03:31

Finally away from her husband, Madonna was planning to scrub that damn kid clean.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 19 Oct 2009, 03:58

OUT DAMN SPOT!

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 19 Oct 2009, 20:15

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM tasty boiled secretary of state"