MABB Pet pics

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Oct 2009, 12:13

[quote name="baron von blondle"]

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i normally can't stand cats but these dudes are alright

also, my extravagant american sensibilities mock the smallness of your shower stall!

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 04 Oct 2009, 13:05

I want to have a pet some day. But it's the taking care of the pet and training part that I'm not suitably prepared for.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 04 Oct 2009, 13:12

You can't cuddle fish

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Oct 2009, 13:41

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 04 Oct 2009, 18:12

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]i normally can't stand cats but these dudes are alright

also, my extravagant american sensibilities mock the smallness of your shower stall![/quote]

but Morty duder thats the Kitty shower!

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 23 Oct 2009, 22:20

Slayer likes herself some aquarium water

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 24 Oct 2009, 02:12

[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]

What do they do that's so funny?

Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 24 Oct 2009, 02:27

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]

What do they do that's so funny?

Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]

If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 24 Oct 2009, 02:29

How long do cats/dogs live on average?

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 24 Oct 2009, 02:44

Cats up to 20 years, Dogs smaller usually live a bit longer, I know few 17 year old who are still in good shape. But average, I would say 12.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 24 Oct 2009, 02:52

[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]

What do they do that's so funny?

Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]

If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.[/quote]

yep two is the way forward.

they just have little character quirks that crease me up, the boy talks with you, wakes me up in the morning sometimes licking my ear and pawing at my neck, the sexy leopard elevator get under the duvet and curls up against my stomache, they climb like motherfucking monkeys and backflip like little hairy russian gymnasts.

They both like to play fetch with various toys, and are constantly brining toys to your feet and asking you to play with them...and as you've seen from the pics they lay around in opportune places showing epic belly fluffs.

I could go on for paragraphs...get two now!

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 24 Oct 2009, 12:16

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]do it, or get a Norwegian like these guys are. they have so much character it's like living with two small crazy people in furry suits, I swear to god that in the two and a half years we had them they've made us cry with laughter every single day.[/quote]

What do they do that's so funny?

Honestly, you've gotten me interested in getting one of these. They sound pretty cool and look beautiful.[/quote]

If you don't have any cats now then get two the same time. It is better for both of them and basically keeping two is as easy as one.[/quote]

yep two is the way forward.

they just have little character quirks that crease me up, the boy talks with you, wakes me up in the morning sometimes licking my ear and pawing at my neck, the sexy leopard elevator get under the duvet and curls up against my stomache, they climb like motherfucking monkeys and backflip like little hairy russian gymnasts.

They both like to play fetch with various toys, and are constantly brining toys to your feet and asking you to play with them...and as you've seen from the pics they lay around in opportune places showing epic belly fluffs.

I could go on for paragraphs...get two now![/quote]

You sleep in the same room with them?!? hmh hmh hmh :tit:

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 24 Oct 2009, 17:43

they basically have free run of the entire house, except the kitchen at night which has proved to be a party location for them in the past

zim · Post by **zim** » 24 Oct 2009, 17:54

those cats just look mischievous to me, as if they are plotting on you every second.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 24 Oct 2009, 18:23

they are very mischevious, i often find food pouches hooked out of the box and attacked in cold blood. and the reason we shut the kitchen at night is cos one night we were woken at 4am with an almighty crash and found Aitor (the boy) covered in the remnants of a beef stew we'd left on the hob, so we were both showering and shampooing an oily, beefy covered mischevious moggy.

socks go missing to be discovered in thier climbing tree thingy, Amaia (the sexy leopard elevator) goes behind the tv and switches it off from the four way plug..then waits a minute and switches it back on..

like i say there's not a day goes by without some sort of cheeky adventure.

here's some more (blurry) pics

i help you wash

gimme some fucking treats NOW!

and me!

I help you cook too

I think it needs more MEAT

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:04

[quote name="Johnny"]How long do cats/dogs live on average?[/quote]

My Chihuahua just turned 9, last year she had surgery but it pretty much turned her into a puppy again.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:05

What?

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:05

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:40

Is your doggy preggers, Zim? ...or just fat?

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:44

[quote name="M.Bison"]Is your doggy preggers, Zim? ...or just fat?

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nope, just very fat.

she was spayed last year during surgery and shes gained a lot of weight since then

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:54

just snapped this one of her

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Nov 2009, 18:00

Here's my new duder. He's an asian water monitor. His name is Dagon Ricardo Montelban O'Flannigan, for obvious reasons.

Here's his new space, plenty of room to grow, and a picture of dinosaurs for him to look up to. Got it off craigslist for $100.

zim · Post by **zim** » 07 Nov 2009, 18:25

awesome, cool looking tank too

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 07 Nov 2009, 19:58

How big does that "thing" grow? You got Hatchets in the other rooms in case it escapes?

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 07 Nov 2009, 23:15

It's kind of cute.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 07 Nov 2009, 23:42

reptiles win. HbW, your monitor kicks ass.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 07 Nov 2009, 23:43

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 08 Nov 2009, 00:00

brewed words

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Nov 2009, 03:30

[quote name="Pentelesh"]How big does that "thing" grow? You got Hatchets in the other rooms in case it escapes?[/quote]

Average size fully grown is a little under 9 feet (2.5 meters) long, but they can get nearly 10 feet (3 meters). Max weight is 90 kg, but usually they'll get about half that. Given that this one eats more than any water monitor that the hard-on bearer at the reptile shop has ever seen (2 small mice and 12 crickets, in one sitting; and he's under 3 months old), there's a really good chance he'll get enormous. The fact that his cage is enormous for him will also help, because they tend to grow to the size of their cage. It does take about 5-10 years to reach full size though.

Check this badass out:

[quote name="Redd"]It's kind of cute.[/quote]

Yep, he's a cutie pie.

When I started doing his voice, it just came out in this deep Spanish accent, which is why his middle name is Ricardo Montelban.

[quote name="Teignub"]reptiles win. HbW, your monitor causes impotence.

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The trick is to not let him climb around down there.

What does that word chili cheese fries stand for, though?

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 08 Nov 2009, 04:08

If I were you, I would buy the biggest fucking shotgun they offer in your part of the world and blow the living shit out of that thing before it eats you!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 08 Nov 2009, 04:13

[quote name="HbW"]What does that word chili cheese fries stand for, though?[/quote]

"K.icks ass."

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Nov 2009, 04:41

[quote name="Pentelesh"]If I were you, I would buy the biggest fucking shotgun they offer in your part of the world and blow the living shit out of that thing before it eats you![/quote]

Water monitors aren't particularly aggressive, and aren't known for biting anyone. Plus I've got a machete in the room for just such an occasion.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 08 Nov 2009, 04:47

Once, in some Physiology lab, I had to crack open the chest of a frog and attach electrodes to it's heart, and then do EXPERIMENTS and stuff.

It was kind of cool actually.

Putting aside how mean it was.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Nov 2009, 14:15

Fuck frogs. I'll feed them to Dagon when he gets big enough.

zim · Post by **zim** » 07 Dec 2009, 17:52

hbw, has your monitor grown any?

and

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Dec 2009, 00:52

He grew a few inches. Very sad though, he was crushed and killed by an improperly set up branch in his habitat that fell on him.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 08 Dec 2009, 01:22

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 08 Dec 2009, 01:27

[quote name="Teignub"]

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zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Dec 2009, 03:20

aww man, very sorry to hear that.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 08 Dec 2009, 03:41

Shite

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Dec 2009, 06:45

My roommate and I had a midnight burial requiem darkness ceremony for him, and buried him out by a river in the moonlight.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 08 Dec 2009, 12:04

i read this thread slowly from start to finish. it was kind of funny. anywhoo? it sounds crazy to me to buy a 9 foot long lizard. what the hell?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 Dec 2009, 00:53

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 09 Dec 2009, 00:57

animal mortality is no source of mirth sir.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 16 Feb 2010, 23:55

:doubleoldmeow:

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 17 Feb 2010, 00:59

Damn they have good balance as they both fir on that!

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 17 Feb 2010, 01:54

Fuck, those cats are legendary

I smoked weed last night and thought my cat looked a bit like Michel Cera.

EDIT: FUCKING CA.T!

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 17 Feb 2010, 03:38

This is Morbid although nowadays we call her Morbie. She has been very sick as a kitten hence why she is so small. She'll be 16 in april which I hope she will make. Last week we found out she suffers from kidney failure... I hope the new diet and medication will keep her around a while longer. But she's not well

I've seen her birth and she's been around me ever since.

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Feb 2010, 04:01

I hope Morbie pulls through uni, she looks like a great fellating lover.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 17 Feb 2010, 04:03

cute kitty