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Stomach virus or food poisioning

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spent most of saturday throwing up

almost all of sunday sleeping and feverish, unable to eat much

aaaand today was an off day stay-at-home-diarrhea-fest for me

so how was your fucking weekend chaps
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i got minor food poisoning from some bad mexican on friday night :gay:
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i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning
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Falcons are super bowl bound :tvrky:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I spent most of Sunday being hungover though :homework:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Nick wrote:Falcons are super bowl bound :tvrky:
my little nephew is a happy boy
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Everyone in my house is sick besides me :eek:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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horse dealies wrote:
Nick wrote:Falcons are super bowl bound :tvrky:
my little nephew is a happy boy
I'm not your nephew :krinor:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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you're right!
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I am?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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you did it!
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This just reminds me of gob being confused about who his wife is in love with :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:brightsweaters:
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zim wrote:i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning
more likely slow malnutrition
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the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency
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Verbal wrote:
zim wrote:i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning
more likely slow malnutrition
:redneck::::::
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:oldryan:
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Verbal wrote:the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency
all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism
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horse dealies wrote:
Verbal wrote:the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency
all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism
not necessarily

im just saying they are correlated. maybe autism causes vaccines. maybe they are both caused by obama or strict gun laws or something
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so now you're saying don't trust the government :idea: majority white countries really are superior
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i bought a gun and now i'm autistic
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I'm artistic.
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What's up with everyone having the shits lately
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it happens
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no shits over here unfortunately
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not yet, but soon
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i had food poisoning once and it fuckin' sucked
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my stomach perseveres in this period
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User wrote:
12 Jun 2024, 10:09
my stomach perseveres in this period
You should probably get that looked at
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
12 Jun 2024, 16:18
User wrote:
12 Jun 2024, 10:09
my stomach perseveres in this period
You should probably get that looked at
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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I 100% read it as my stomach is preserves this morning :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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my stomach is puppy in this period after big kimchi meat bath last night

but too many beers were had
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neither, thanks
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