i had a vasectomy; ama

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 30 Jun 2019, 06:26

Ouchies

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Jun 2019, 06:42

No more baby batter

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 06:46

jorsh wrote:Ouchies

it actually hurt a lot less than i expected. however it was extraordinarily uncomfortable

one thing i didn’t know: they don’t put you under for a vasectomy

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 06:47

Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.

mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 06:48

Nick wrote:No more baby batter

i’m fine with this

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 Jun 2019, 08:49

One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 09:18

Skinfection wrote:
arborist shrub tarkington wrote:
Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.
mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

Plus you can always have it reversed if you ever change your mind.

that’s only true for a short period of time. i forget how long since it’s not something i want to do but i think you only have a couple of months and after that it’s permanent

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 09:19

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.

no sexy times for a week afterward so i’ll have to see how that plays out :metavag:

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Jun 2019, 09:25

my fellating lover had a hematoma after his vasectomy - if your balls start to swell, you ain't well

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 09:30

doing just fine so far

the nurse told me about one dude who went home and started having sex right away, as in the same afternoon as the surgery. he was back in two days with a hematoma

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 09:32

but also like who the fuck feels sexy after this surgery. you just injected my balls with a nerve block, cut into them, and did snipping and burning that i was conscious to both hear and smell. jerking off and fucking are not supremely high priorities for me at the moment

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 30 Jun 2019, 15:48

You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 17:16

i got a personality transplant and a degree in secrecy all with the same procedure

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 30 Jun 2019, 18:36

This must have taken some thought

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Jun 2019, 19:24

arborist shrub tarkington wrote: mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

Probably not that much

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Jun 2019, 19:55

not that much nazi?

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 30 Jun 2019, 21:30

This does not guarantee pregnancy avoidance, I've heard.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 Jul 2019, 00:29

The Ultimate wrote: I've heard.

md

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Jul 2019, 10:02

How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity? And what did it set you back?

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Jul 2019, 10:03

shadowalk wrote:You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.

she'll know when she gets the herpAIDS

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 Jul 2019, 12:47

Lavabug wrote:How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity?

arborist shrub tarkington wrote:no sexy times for a week afterward

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 Jul 2019, 12:48

Lavabug wrote:And what did it set you back?

insurance co-pay was $250. last year it would have been 200

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Jul 2019, 00:11

So you two have really given up on children. Did you consider the incubation procedure? Dusty submits the sperm, his wife provides the ovum, combine the two for in vitro vertilization. Grow the baby in a test tube or find another woman carrier.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Jul 2019, 00:21

or we could just adopt again, for far less money, time, and uncertainty

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Jul 2019, 01:18

i wish more people could see that point of view dusty

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Jul 2019, 01:25

ivf and surrogacy are craaazy expensive

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Jul 2019, 02:40

zim wrote:i wish more people could see that point of view dusty

There should be also be a reciprocal effort by those putting up the children for adoption to either not have children or be better parents.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Jul 2019, 02:49

how’s your closet liquor stash holding out

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Jul 2019, 02:50

It's doing just fine in the trunk of my car

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Jul 2019, 02:57

that is a much smarter and less open place to hide embarrassing secrets

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Jul 2019, 03:00

I know, my wife has her own car and never has any cause to open it up. Actually, I have a cooler, in which I place beer cans/bottles, so it's all closed up and nicely insulated from the hot weather. It would be the furthest thing from anyone's mind to open up my car trunk and then open up the cooler.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Jul 2019, 04:00

if by ‘stress’ you mean ‘death’ then yes indeedy

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 02 Jul 2019, 22:16

If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Jul 2019, 22:55

Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.

Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 03 Jul 2019, 00:24

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 03 Jul 2019, 04:54

imran is persisting with the wife lie

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Jul 2019, 06:02

honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Jul 2019, 07:54

zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

Everything and nothing

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 03 Jul 2019, 10:44

sneaky sneaky

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 03 Jul 2019, 15:49

i've found out that the right boxer briefs make a world of difference

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 03 Jul 2019, 22:00

Skinfection wrote:He will often mix lies with the truth

I have never, ever lied on this forum, about anything.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 03 Jul 2019, 22:05

zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

This is really amusing, because the way this is written, it appears there have been a string of instances lately where I've not been truthful about things, so now you're not "sure about what to believe anymore" (well did you believe me before?). What could I have possibly done lately to lead anyone down the path of doubt, or are you just being lazy/imprecise with the way you phrased that, what you really meant to say is, "honestly I've never believed Imran", and are just agreeing with anyone who is negative about me, because it's always cool to hate on Imran.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 03 Jul 2019, 22:11

haters always gonna hate

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 04 Jul 2019, 01:10

The Ultimate wrote:
Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.
Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.

Which is why third world countries are the largest providers of children for adoption?

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 08 Jul 2019, 16:11

our lord and master was adopted

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 08 Jul 2019, 17:46

User · Post by **User** » 09 Jul 2019, 17:32

bonus for anyone who steals imran's car

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Jul 2019, 18:50

courtesy our lord and master

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 10 Jul 2019, 04:30

The Ultimate wrote:haters always gonna hate

taylor swift!