elections thread

User · Post by **User** » 29 Oct 2020, 12:28

who will be watching and where and how

i am taking the whole day off and devoting myself to beer, computer games and election coverage. let's live blog this shit for satan

zim · Post by **zim** » 29 Oct 2020, 13:51

youtube is guaranteed to have live streams from every major news network

in before it looks like biden is winning and out of the reports of bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea winning come pouring in

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 29 Oct 2020, 14:27

i have a long list of down-ballot races and demographic trends in several key regions ready to observe as the votes come in

on election night i will either study that list like a criminal mastermind planning one final heist

or fuck off from all of it and eat an entire thc cookie, falling into a blissful twelve-hour sleep

User · Post by **User** » 29 Oct 2020, 17:22

which US live broadcast is going to be the least partisan and the most analytical

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 29 Oct 2020, 17:31

If that's what you're after watch a broadcast from a different country my dude

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 29 Oct 2020, 18:09

zim wrote: ↑
29 Oct 2020, 13:51
youtube is guaranteed to have live streams from every major news network

in before it looks like biden is winning and out of the reports of (jorsh's preferred insult here) winning come pouring in

Yep. I still think dump is going to win. One way or another.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 29 Oct 2020, 19:20

User wrote: ↑
29 Oct 2020, 17:22
which US live broadcast is going to be the least partisan and the most analytical

the actual answer is none of them

are we going to have an mabb discord voice chat party on election night

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Oct 2020, 01:33

Skinfection wrote: ↑
29 Oct 2020, 19:49
Next Tuesday will be a day of much anxiety. I suspect Donny will declare victory even if he is way behind. Prepare for the shit show, duders.

Hasn't he already declared he won?

User · Post by **User** » 30 Oct 2020, 05:20

discord

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Oct 2020, 05:57

I might go get my early vote. Trying to cram that shit in day of could be sketchy time wise

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Oct 2020, 06:07

My state went from polling places to polling centers due a lack of election judges. Working 10 hour days doesn't leave a ton of time to squeeze it in.

User · Post by **User** » 30 Oct 2020, 16:22

it is total bullshit that you can only go to one polling station to vote

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Oct 2020, 16:29

On a normal year when all the polling stations are open i don't even go to the closest one, which is a block and a half away. I need to get in the car and drive like 3 miles away to go vote.

User · Post by **User** » 30 Oct 2020, 17:04

eet ees thee bullsheeeeet mate

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 30 Oct 2020, 17:12

For Satan, Luke

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Oct 2020, 17:37

User wrote: ↑
30 Oct 2020, 17:04
eet ees thee bullsheeeeet mate

Not gonna argue that point my dude

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 30 Oct 2020, 18:47

Ostx wrote: ↑
30 Oct 2020, 17:12
For Satan, Luke

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Oct 2020, 20:04

User wrote: ↑
30 Oct 2020, 16:22
it is total bullshit that you can only go to one polling station to vote

i agree, ‘vote often’ is also my favorite part of mayor daley’s decree

User · Post by **User** » 31 Oct 2020, 06:14

so today there was an increase of more COVID deaths in the united states in one day than there has been during the whole pandemic in australia

and news headlines were "americans are boarding up shop windows and fearful of armed violence on election night"

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 31 Oct 2020, 08:15

I read they reversed that decision just a couple hours ago.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 31 Oct 2020, 08:23

They took aarrree guuunnnzzz

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 31 Oct 2020, 18:20

A supermarket selling guns

diabolik · Post by **diabolik** » 31 Oct 2020, 18:37

THis election is a fantastic shit show. Two totally horrible candidates. Love to watch the world burn.

User · Post by **User** » 31 Oct 2020, 19:10

indeed

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Oct 2020, 22:37

Ninny wrote: ↑
31 Oct 2020, 18:20
A supermarket selling guns

they actually sell pretty much anything you could think of, they have pharmacies, barbershops, banks, gun stores, grocery all in one. it's violently american

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 31 Oct 2020, 23:28

Don't forget the subways and mcdonalds

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 31 Oct 2020, 23:40

Their are Walmart’s with McDonald’s inside them? Only ever seen subways.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Nov 2020, 00:02

Yeah a few of the ones I've seen around here have a McDonald's. Few of them have the subway/auntie anne's combo too.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2020, 01:07

Joah wrote: ↑
31 Oct 2020, 23:40
Their are Walmart’s with McDonald’s inside them? Only ever seen subways.

my local walmart had a mcdonalds in it that was eventually replaced by subway. i think it's an older thing

also had a baskin robbins at one point

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 01 Nov 2020, 01:15

There*

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 02 Nov 2020, 04:33

Hey dudes

My vote is in

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 02 Nov 2020, 04:59

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Nov 2020, 05:05

Sweet action

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 02 Nov 2020, 05:06

Turns out my state has early voting centers opened on the weekends too. So I went and jammed my vote after the ravens game.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 02 Nov 2020, 12:55

So which of the two evils you think will win?

User · Post by **User** » 02 Nov 2020, 14:34

hellz to the yeah

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Nov 2020, 16:23

Ostx wrote: ↑
02 Nov 2020, 12:55
So which of the two evils you think will win?

i have no idea who is going to win but i think it will be neck and neck the entire night. i expect bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea to claim an early victory because bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea. i also kind of expect a replay of 2016, joe will be ahead until near the end and then bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea will swoop in with the win.

friends of mine think there will be riots (in major cities) regardless of who wins. i'd like to see bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea lose but i will not be surprised at all if he wins. another fellating lover of mine actually thinks a civil war will start and the country will fall apart.

i hate politics and will happily go back to ignoring them as much as i can wednesday morning

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 02 Nov 2020, 16:59

Move to better lands

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Nov 2020, 17:17

Ostx wrote: ↑
02 Nov 2020, 16:59
Move to better lands

if not for my parents i would definitely look into it, can't leave them

User · Post by **User** » 02 Nov 2020, 19:38

looking forward to wednesday

i need to buy some beers, i am out of both own brew and store brews

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 02 Nov 2020, 22:52

i will be stopping by the beer store on my lunch break tomorrow afternoon

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Nov 2020, 00:12

everyone gotta hop on the mabb discord voice channel tomorrow evening, we can all talk loudly over each other as our buzzes grow

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 03 Nov 2020, 02:12

jawn galliano wrote: ↑
03 Nov 2020, 00:12
everyone gotta hop on the mabb discord voice channel tomorrow evening, we can all talk loudly over each other as our buzzes grow

Haha thats a good plan! What time in what timezone?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Nov 2020, 03:00

i don't log out of work until 11PM CEST, so at least for me sometime after that!

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 03 Nov 2020, 03:06

So 10pm CET because CEST is summer time?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Nov 2020, 03:28

i guess this would've been easier if i'd just said 5pm EST instead of assuming the S in CEST also stood for standard

i think it should be 11 your time though, i'm normally -6 hours from your time zone except during that gap where our extended daylight savings are still in effect, which just ended this weekend

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 03 Nov 2020, 03:53

User · Post by **User** » 03 Nov 2020, 06:55

i have wiped tomorrow clean, i will be only doing chores, playing guitar, drinking, digital-socialising and watching elections

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Nov 2020, 10:34

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Nov 2020, 10:34