the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

[agony bagony]

both backups and practice squad bortles are in isolation after hanging too close to the starting qb, who has ein covid

last time an nfl team went an entire game without attempting a forward pass was in 1950

should be interesting!

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

The ravens are 1 rg3 injury from Sam koch being the quarterback

[agony bagony]

i saw a petition urging the broncos to sign jay cutler

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

A Frankenstein of cutler, elway, and plummer

One headline i saw was that the Mets have more healthy Denver broncos quarterbacks than the Denver broncos. This was my reminder that Tebow is still playing baseball

[agony bagony]

[droidspawn]

Wait, Tebow plays baseball

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Minor leagues for a few years now

[droidspawn]

Sweet baby Jesus

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Broncos are starting an undrafted wide receiver who played quarterback in college

[agony bagony]

i would like an o/u prop bet on the number of passes he attempts

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Under 20

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

0-7 with 1 int at the half

It's a fucking shit show boys

[droidspawn]

Put me in coach.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

1-9 13 yards and 2 ints. Now lets see if he starts again next week

Taysom hill looked wildly unimpressive too. Saints are paying him a ton of money to be the one who eventually takes over for brees.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Put me in coach.

The Broncos tried to actually sign their offensive quality control coach to quarterback todays game or some shit, until the nfl came and shut that shit down.

[droidspawn]

What a shitshow.

[agony bagony]

Under 20

now you know damn well any such line would have had a .5 at the end of it