cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....

[Mesarthim]

claws in my cock - I screamed in agony.
the dog thought I was being attacked and bit the cat.
the cat latched onto my arm and bit me
and then jumped off and managed to claw into my cock again!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Mesarthim]

now I have a cold beer that I am drinking and also holding between my legs.

[zim]

do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what

[User]

that is a class A domestic clusterfuck right there

[shadowalk]

there are things you can do to rectify what just happened

[rhino]

there are things you can do to rectify what just happened

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Never sit down

[User]

there are things you can do to rectify what just happened

[vO)))id]

there are things you can do to rectify what just happened

[neckred]

do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what

Close the thread, lads. We're done here.

titled "Pussy Grabs Back"

[vO)))id]

Haha!

[zim]

do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what

Close the thread, lads. We're done here.

titled "Pussy Grabs Back"

we need an intro sample