So there was a surprise waiting for me at the toilet this morning...

[shadowalk]

[agony bagony]

trying to sneak up into your bottom

sneaky bottom sneaker

[Noyka]

At least it wasn’t a snake

[zim]

did you pee on it before you flushed

[Ninny]

did you pee on it before you flushed

I'm sure the savage guided the centipede out of there

[Verbal]

he probably shat it out yesterday

[User]

we all know he cooked it and ate it

[Noyka]

Some rare giant centipedes allegedly have a venom that can kill so I hope he didn’t even if its most likely the painful bite-y kind.

[shadowalk]

scolopendras are the type of centipedes that we have here...i believe the ones that you have in the states are the ones with long ass legs but shorter body almost looking like a slug

[Noyka]

Yup, ours are harmless. Only problem is in Hawaii those can hurt you.