shitting while mabbing

[User]

yeah i get all my shits down before 10AM usually but it really depends on what i eat

certain chillis fuck me up, and i eat a lot of chillis

[brandonfromohio]

My favorite place to shit is a clean toilet in a well maintained spacious bathroom. However, sometimes its difficult to get to one if Im driving in an unfamiliar area or its late or whatever. You guys probably dont have this issue because you never leave the house. Me? I go places and do things. And these places dont always have easy access to bathrooms.

[rhino]

. You guys probably dont have this issue because you never leave the house.

[agony bagony]

this is indeed a sad end to the brandon saga

[rhino]

Brandons title: degenerate

[brandonfromohio]

Heres a poop story from January 2018 in Dallas:

So I was a bit early to check into my airbnb. I was in south Dallas in a predominantly black ghetto. I decided to get on the train and explore a bit. I got off at a stop a couple miles south of my airbnb. I noticed how all the houses were run down and there was trash strewn everywhere. So after dining on some fast food, I decided to throw my trash on the ground too. Hey, when in Rome do as the Romans do, right?

I went to a supermarket and took a shit. It was a normal and unremarkable shit. The bathroom, for a ghetto supermarket, was surprisingly clean.

I got back on the train and decided I would check out the area by its final destination, University of North Texas. Then it hit me.... I had to shit again. This happens quite a bit. First I will take a solid shit then 20 minutes later Ill have to shit again, this time diarrhea. The train stopped. I looked around desperately for a fast food restaurant or something. I saw none....just pine trees, a parking lot, and the campus off in the far, far distance.

I began to panic. It is difficult trying to piss or shit around train stops because theres always a cop around. I didnt see any.....but I would have to lug a heavy suitcase and heavy backpack with me across the parking lot to get to a place to shit away from public eye. I seriously began to contemplate shitting on the floor of the train. There was no one in the car I was in. I saw in the next car there was an elderly lady who would be unlikely to notice. One time I had urinated in a city bus, while I was its only passenger. But I had never had to shit on public transportation. I looked around nervously for a camera, like a crackhead looks around before taking a hit of crack. I could see no cameras.

I got off the bus, nervously grimacing as I walked by a couple train employees. I let out a couple farts as I was walking by them. They had to have noticed. I was worried that I had sharted. I lugged my luggage an agonizing distance towards a secluded area of the parking lot. I dropped my bags and ran into the brush.....it was thorny, and the trees were pine. The dry small tree branches picked at me as I tried to secure an area to do my business.

I struggled to pull down my size 34 jeans which are quite tight on me. Finally! They arrived at my ankles. I backed my ass up to a pine tree and defecated. The color and consistency was as if someone had put a pumpkin pie in a blender.

Now what was I to wipe my ass with? I had no spare roll of toilet paper, which I usually carry around because this stuff happens quite a bit. There were pine needles everywhere. Couldnt wipe with those! The bus schedule I had in my pocket might work! I wiped my ass on the glossy paper making sure to avoid the staples. But this could not get the job done. I walked to my suitcase and grabbed some socks. They were made by a brand called Gold Toe which is sold by JC Penney. Well, they would turn into light brown toe now!

I emerged from the dense pine brush after doing my business. I relaxedly made my way back to the train.

[brandonfromohio]

Austin Texas

So it was Easter sunday. I was worked at the Dominos at Airport Blvd and I just loaded up three deliveries. I was driving northbound on Airport approaching 51st. But then..... I knew I had to get to a bathroom. It was bad. And since it was broad daylight, I could not go in an alley, or a parking lot, or behind a dumpster. There was no way I could make it back to Dominos.
I was wearing my uniform and my car had a Dominos topper. I was worried about being caught on camera and ending up on a viral video shitting in an alley.

I looked to my right at Sala and Betty's. Oh no! It was closed for Easter. I continued northbound, and noticed Burger Tex to my left. I noticed an open sign and several cars in the parking lot.....I was so happy!

I put the car in park and walked hurriedly inside. However, about a dozen steps away from the bathroom, as I walked by the condiment bar, a little diarrhea came out. I tried to squeeze my buttocks to no avail. Then more come and more. I grimaced in embarrassment as it ran down my leg and started accumulating in my socks.

I then made a mess of the toilet. I didnt bother to wipe. What wouldve been the point? I didnt flush either. I just wanted to get in the shower ASAP. As I walked out, I did my best to avoid eye contact, leaving a drippy copper colored trail of shame behind me. But they knew, and I knew they knew. I had ruined quite a few peoples lunches, and felt sorry for the unfortunate minimum wage employee who had to clean it up.

I set a used gym towel on the drivers seat and sped away back to my house where I cleaned up accordingly, the three orders were a little late.

[brandonfromohio]

You guys want some more? I have plenty of these stories. Better yet, post your own!

[User]

have you ever shat in a cup

[zim]

i think that you may have bowel issues and also mental illness

[agony bagony]

not much doubt of either

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Doing it now

[jawn galliano]

i think that you may have bowel issues and also mental illness