Help me get remarried you fuckers

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Help me get remarried you fuckers

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Any single women out there in your network who are in similar circumstances but no kids, tell them you know a brown dude down in Dallas, has his own house, financially secure and is not a conservative shit head. I don't care what part of the world they might be in. I'll handle their immigration and get them set up well too on education, job, whatever they want. Whether she's in fucking B.urma or some backwoods shithole in Virginia I'll be up for it.

Set me up on dates you fucks.
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Dating apps seem like they would be the way to go. Or go hang out in classy/hip bars and don’t be a creep.
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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You don't need to get married you just need to get laid :gaylol:
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Also, move the fuck out of Texas
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
Verbal wrote:
06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Mesarthim wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:55
Also, move the fuck out of Texas
That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.
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Ryeknow wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:54
You don't need to get married you just need to get laid :gaylol:
Nah I'm not going to fool around like that. I'm past that age.
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Grudge wrote:
03 May 2024, 04:33
Mesarthim wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:55
Also, move the fuck out of Texas
That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.
Why the fuck is baltimore catching shit?
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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It shouldn't. I'm just saying don't paint everything with one brush, and it seems you agree.
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It wasn't even me that posted it in the first place.

Don't be shooting no stray shots at the city that reads :shake:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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This thread :rofls:
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Is mabb tinder now?
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mabb can be anything
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why do you want to be married so bad
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imran you did not mention one positive thing about being married when you were actually married, why do you want to remarry
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Despite the problems I went through, I enjoy companionship, and I suspect that there is someone out there somewhere who I will have a much easier time with than before. I also think I'm long over due to be a dad.
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That last one is a good reason :santa:
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do you have any interests that might make you... interesting?
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That's from Mad TV right? Those were funny.
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