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cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 04:26
by Mesarthim
claws in my cock - I screamed in agony.
the dog thought I was being attacked and bit the cat.
the cat latched onto my arm and bit me
and then jumped off and managed to claw into my cock again!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 04:27
by Mesarthim
now I have a cold beer that I am drinking and also holding between my legs.
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 05:08
by zim
do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 06:21
by User
that is a class A domestic clusterfuck right there
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 11:03
by shadowalk
there are things you can do to rectify what just happened
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 15:53
by rhino
shadowalk wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 11:03
there are things you can do to rectify what just happened
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 17:58
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Never sit down
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 18:21
by User
rhino wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 15:53
shadowalk wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 11:03
there are things you can do to rectify what just happened
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 18:23
by vO)))id
User wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 18:21
rhino wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 15:53
shadowalk wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 11:03
there are things you can do to rectify what just happened
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 20:23
by neckred
Skinfection wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 10:54
zim wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 05:08
do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what
Close the thread, lads. We're done here.
titled "Pussy Grabs Back"
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 22:21
by vO)))id
Haha!
Re: cat jumped on my lap but didn't quite stick the landing....
Posted: 30 Dec 2020, 22:55
by zim
neckred wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 20:23
Skinfection wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 10:54
zim wrote: ↑30 Dec 2020, 05:08
do you want me to write a slam track for this and you can lay down those lyrics or what
Close the thread, lads. We're done here.
titled "Pussy Grabs Back"
we need an intro sample