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Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 01:14
by Grudge
Any single women out there in your network who are in similar circumstances but no kids, tell them you know a brown dude down in Dallas, has his own house, financially secure and is not a conservative shit head. I don't care what part of the world they might be in. I'll handle their immigration and get them set up well too on education, job, whatever they want. Whether she's in fucking B.urma or some backwoods shithole in Virginia I'll be up for it.

Set me up on dates you fucks.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 02:54
by Mesarthim
Dating apps seem like they would be the way to go. Or go hang out in classy/hip bars and don’t be a creep.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 02:54
by Ryeknow
You don't need to get married you just need to get laid :gaylol:

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 02:55
by Mesarthim
Also, move the fuck out of Texas

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 04:33
by Grudge
Mesarthim wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:55
Also, move the fuck out of Texas
That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 04:35
by Grudge
Ryeknow wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:54
You don't need to get married you just need to get laid :gaylol:
Nah I'm not going to fool around like that. I'm past that age.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 04:49
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Grudge wrote:
03 May 2024, 04:33
Mesarthim wrote:
03 May 2024, 02:55
Also, move the fuck out of Texas
That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.
Why the fuck is baltimore catching shit?

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 04:53
by Grudge
It shouldn't. I'm just saying don't paint everything with one brush, and it seems you agree.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 05:20
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
It wasn't even me that posted it in the first place.

Don't be shooting no stray shots at the city that reads :shake:

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 05:45
by slugbait
This thread :rofls:

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 06:02
by Noyka
Is mabb tinder now?

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 11:26
by shadowalk
mabb can be anything

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 12:19
by zim
why do you want to be married so bad

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 17:45
by User
imran you did not mention one positive thing about being married when you were actually married, why do you want to remarry

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 19:40
by Grudge
Despite the problems I went through, I enjoy companionship, and I suspect that there is someone out there somewhere who I will have a much easier time with than before. I also think I'm long over due to be a dad.

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 03 May 2024, 21:04
by Ninny
That last one is a good reason :santa:

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 04 May 2024, 15:57
by bills bro
do you have any interests that might make you... interesting?

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 05 May 2024, 05:26
by Ryeknow

Re: Help me get remarried you fuckers

Posted: 06 May 2024, 06:37
by Grudge
That's from Mad TV right? Those were funny.