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[youtube]ucuywyp_RmI[/youtube]
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is great that after that, she didn't spit out some teeth or start to search one of her eyes between the broken watermelon pieces :oldryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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that was awesome..



when the melon hit her it looked like her head exploded :lol:
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how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke? :huh:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Probably hit her in the forehead.







In this situation, a man would have succeeded, even if it meant physically tackling the suit of armor and beating it with the watermelon.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke? :huh:[/quote]

Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!! :grin:
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:lol:
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Her face looks very pretty despite just being hit with an incredible amount of force. She can take a good beating, she'll make a perfect wife!
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[quote name="Lavabug"]Her face looks very pretty despite just being hit with an incredible amount of force. She can take a good beating, she'll make a perfect wife![/quote]
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The abundance of cleavage shots in the early parts is the first thing I noticed in said.
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[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke? :huh:[/quote]

Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!! :grin:[/quote]



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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This is one of the greatest videos ever. I have watched it many times now.
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Dont play with your food :shake:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke? :huh:[/quote]

Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!! :grin:[/quote]



:lol:[/quote]



classic.
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also, that looks like it would hurt. a lot.
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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What makes it even more funny is her fellating lover saying "Right in the kisser" seconds before it happens.
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