HOLY SHIT
- supa tuna
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- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Re: HOLY SHIT
is great that after that, she didn't spit out some teeth or start to search one of her eyes between the broken watermelon pieces 

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
- zim
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Re: HOLY SHIT
that was awesome..
when the melon hit her it looked like her head exploded
when the melon hit her it looked like her head exploded
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: HOLY SHIT
how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke? 

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: HOLY SHIT
Probably hit her in the forehead.
In this situation, a man would have succeeded, even if it meant physically tackling the suit of armor and beating it with the watermelon.
In this situation, a man would have succeeded, even if it meant physically tackling the suit of armor and beating it with the watermelon.

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Re: HOLY SHIT
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke?
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Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!
Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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Re: HOLY SHIT
Her face looks very pretty despite just being hit with an incredible amount of force. She can take a good beating, she'll make a perfect wife!
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Re: HOLY SHIT
[quote name="Lavabug"]Her face looks very pretty despite just being hit with an incredible amount of force. She can take a good beating, she'll make a perfect wife![/quote]
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: HOLY SHIT
The abundance of cleavage shots in the early parts is the first thing I noticed in said.
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Re: HOLY SHIT
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke?
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Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke?
Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Re: HOLY SHIT
This is one of the greatest videos ever. I have watched it many times now.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: HOLY SHIT
Dont play with your food 
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Re: HOLY SHIT
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke?
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Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!
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classic.
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]how is possible her nose would not bleed or broke?
Surely you know how hard-headed most women are!!
classic.
- Mesarthim
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Re: HOLY SHIT
also, that looks like it would hurt. a lot.
- captain twat. IV.
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Re: HOLY SHIT
What makes it even more funny is her fellating lover saying "Right in the kisser" seconds before it happens.


