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pork rinds

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Do you fuck with them?

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These fucking things rule
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I can destroy a good size bag in one setting, and destroy a shit ton of hot sauce too :idea:
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Those ones ain't need no hot saucing. I damn near crushed the whole bag already :oldryan:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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fellating lover of mine eats pork rinds in a bowl of apple cider vinegar

shits weird yo
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I've heard of people dipping them in vinegar, but it sounds kinda :oldryan: to me, and I'm even a pretty big vinegar fan
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rhino wrote:
30 Nov 2020, 07:43
I've heard of people dipping them in vinegar, but it sounds kinda :oldryan: to me, and I'm even a pretty big vinegar fan
one of the other flavors i picked up was something and vinegar :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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The mac's brand is really crunchy. I prefer Baken-ets brand. Those are highly consumable.
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Mix sour cream and extra hot Valentina hot sauce together fitt egg a dip. You’re welcome.
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rhino wrote:
30 Nov 2020, 07:43
I've heard of people dipping them in vinegar, but it sounds kinda :oldryan: to me, and I'm even a pretty big vinegar fan
on the other hand, it sounds weird to me that there are people who don't dip them in vinegar because that's how we all eat pork rinds (chicharon)...it's popular beer food over here
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i aint had these since i was a wee small person

i would almost certainly not purchase them now but if they were in a nearby bowl at a party i believe i would fuck with them
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but when can we fuck with parties again :tear:
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your whole state is a party
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a dumpster party, populated by rot
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we need an ethics of care to rehabilitate that rot into compost and then delicious produce which we can cook with spices and consume then poop out all over the stupid people
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"rehabilitate" was a curious choice there
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and then we cook the stupid people and let them rot and start the process again
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that doesn’t address the more pressing issue
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Is that how much porq brand pork rinds fucking rule?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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rehabilitating pig skin into crackling savory fatsnacks
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Living in la and Texas you ain't ever snacked on no chicharrones?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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They are called scratchings here in bongland and are behind the bar of every pub, along with pickled eggs and crisps. Secret northern move; put your pickled egg in your packet of crisps. Also, cheese XL :xx:
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